Going out...

Tweety Bird and I often laugh and cringe at the fact that we don't really go out. And it's not because we just loooooove being in the house, up under each other. It's moreso because we just haven't found anywhere that's to our complete liking. Either way, this past Friday we decided to go and do the young adult thing and "GO OUT".

We had just woke up from a afternoon nap and I was like, "let's go out". To her amazement, she was like, "for real". Anyhoo, we called one of her friends and she stated that she was going to a DC "ladies night" spot. So we got dressed, and I tried my best not to look 30 and pretend that I'd had actually gone shopping for something other than work clothes in the last 6 months. Lol! So we went to Outback to eat, then off to DC.

After taking about 30 minutes of trying to find parking, we walked by a nice belligerent young black man, who proceded to taunt us and use profanity to lure us into some spot he was in front of. Whereas I brushed it off, Tweety Bird felt disrespected and compelled to do something about it. But off we walked, cause it was too damn cold to argue with a jackass.

At the door, the chick politely asked for $15 a piece, which is fucking outragous to me, because I know that there isn't anything in there worth 15 damn dollars! But inside I was relieved because the night's arrangement was for me to pay for dinner and her to pay for admission. I guess I beat cause dinner damn sure wasn't $30.

Anyway we met with her friend and posted on the wall, looking at the sights. Feeling totally out of touch, because there were SO many damn characters there. Now, I can completely understand why "straight" people come up with dumb assumptions and questions about "gay" people. I was in there, wantin' to ask a few dumb questions of my own, shit.

After 2 vodka and cranberrys with rail vodka, I was ready to go. So Tweety Bird popped the question:

Who would you talk to in here, if you were single?

The answer to both of our questions, resorted back to someone we had talked to before. Both picks were attractive and these were both people we'd never done anything with. And by the looks of the mini conversations that we individually had with both, they would have taken any propositions. Hmpf! We still got! Lol. And although the club was full of attractive females of all sorts, we knew that 98% of them were probably crazy. *sigh* The young lady I picked kept staring my way, to the point where Tweety noticed. I looked her way occasionally myself, nothing sexual, I just hadn't seen her in a while. And I'm sure fresh azz gazed at her unconquered territory too, just enough not to get the beat down from me.

Oh, how could I forget this part. Snoop from The Wire was there. Young ladies swoomed her way occasionally asking to take a pciture with her on their camera phones. It was funny. Tweety felt like PLEEZE, I guess because she knew of her before her HBO days. Whatever.


So in conclusion, going out reminded us that we're not missing anything on the club scene and that we need to be forever grateful that we're not single, considering the available stock.